Looking For Some Awesome Puns!
If you guys could help out, I need some cool puns for a website I am making. They need to be Egyptian-based and on the topics of the Gods and Creation.
Thanks
Cokacolla2000
It'd be awesome to have a DeLorean
but honestly I'd only drive it from time to time.
An old guy goes to the chemist and asks the pharmacist, "Is there some pills that can help with sex?" The pharmacist says, "Yes, Viagra, it's awesome, I take it myself" The old guy asks, "Can you get it over the counter?" Pharmacist replies, "If I took 2 or 3, probably."
I went to my best friend's wedding today. He is an awesome fisher. I like him a lot and always come with the finest catch.
But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
Which vegetable is only slightly awesome?
What do you call awesome guys named Richard?
Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
The guy who played Wolverine on X -men was awesome
Hugh probably know him by Jackman
Hey everyone, thanks for keeping this community awesome, but due to several reasons, I've decided to stop making dad jokes, here's why
What do you call an awesome chicken?
Some think dad jokes make just roll your eyes. But they are actually awesome. And here is why.
I am awesome!
“No you’re not awesome. You’re daddy.”
- my son, 3 years old and better at dad jokes than me already.
I know this awesome guy who created a perfect joke everyone still laughs at after 34 years.
Thanks for everything, dad.
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
Saw this puntastic costume at this years Magfest. Toadally awesome.
The foo fighters are doing an awesome job
I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.
I give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give you a C because you're clever, and I give you
This D because you deserve it
My neighbors listen to awesome music
Whether they like it or not
I signed up for Yoga, and our new instructor is awesome.
She really bends over backwards for us.
Maybe done already. Awesome.
Radish means slightly Awesome in 90’s vernacular
Awesome dad! Thanks for getting cinnamon buns.
Don’t thank me, son, it was your mom who suggested we try a little roll play.
Did you hear about that new awesome broom everyone is talking about?
It’s sweeping the nation.
Sofa puns are SOFA-king awesome
The new tool album sounds awesome
They are "hammering" out some new tunes,
But they should of hired "Phillips head" to do the mixing.
Being well-endowed is awesome
Everyone else has to walk really far for water
Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
I recently got a new job and have really awesome co-workers
You could say I'm in good company.
Did you know Al Pacino is awesome at crochet.....
.....he's a real scarf ace.
How awesome are imaginary friends?
Can't remember that really awesome post I saw...I know I reddit somewhere...
Man today’s been pretty awesome
Guess you could say it’s been a Good Friday
Got a new car with awesome sound system but it won't sing songs ...
I have this really awesome phone...
I am awesome!
“No you’re not awesome. You’re daddy.”
- my son, 3 years old and better at dad jokes than me already.
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