Antartica is pretty scary...
Just thinking about it gives me chills.
I always said that I would never ever go walking the dark scary tunnels in the earth.
What do you call a scary icing that you can't get rid of?
Yesterday I met a scary sausage salesman
It was a wurst case scenario
What do you call scary horses?
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
What kind of fermented milk product do large scary monsters eat?
This Halloween I'm dressing up as something really scary....
I have a scary joke to tell you about maths
Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.
For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper
Why is the letter G scary?
It turns a Host into a Ghost
What kind of spicy food is scary?
What do you call a scary show?
It’s scary how bad the puns are over at that sub.
Name something that can be both sexy and scary at the same time.
What did the scary old woman say when she found a gold cauldron?
I don't know which one is more scary
Back when ww3 was scary, this pun was going around, still funny tho xD
Your brother says he hates scary movies. Want to know why?
Because he thinks they're Horror-ible
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
What do you call a scary bee?
I was tending to my garden, and carrying a large, opened bag of dirt, when suddenly I heard a big scary noise!
Safe to say, I soiled my plants.
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Why does Mike Tyson like scary movies?
What do you call a Japanese ghost who's not scary?
I heard a scary 4 chord song the other day...
Why don't cats watch scary movies?
Cus it gives em night-meows!
What do you call a scary corn?
You think birds are scary?
In 1975 Queen predicted Apple being scary...
Thunderbolt and Lightning, very, very frightening.
Pirates can be scary when they’re desperate, but it’s the ones with pegs that you gotta look out for.
They’re on their last leg.
Friday the 13th may be scary.
But may, May Fri 10 you more.
What do they call the scary version of Spokane?
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a scary joke about math
I have a scary joke about math but...
I have a scary joke about math
I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year
So I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%
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