A Scary Story

My father told me this when I was young. He grew up on a farm back in the 40's and 50's and for the longest time they had an outhouse that was their primary bathroom. One night he was sitting in there taking a crap when he hears a voice coming from below him. It was saying very quietly "If the log rolls over, we will die". He is sitting their puzzled but he keeps hearing it over and over again "If The Log Rolls Over We Will Die"...

Now he starts to freak out so he wipes himself and runs inside and grabs the flashlight off the counter and comes back out to check it out. Only now, it is louder and more frantic If The Log Rolls Over We Will Die.

He crept up to the toilet hole, turned on the flashlight and slowly peered over the edge of the toilet and what he saw scared the hell out of him...

It was a bunch of ants sitting on a turd and chanting If The Log Rolls Over We Will Die

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimbusdimbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2016
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I began reading a horror novel in Braille.

Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyetalianman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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I genuinely wanted to know...

Me: How do you make a milkshake?

Dad: Tell it a scary story!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jharlow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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