Jack the ripper
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
But sometimes they kill the audience
A cereal killer.
It was a briefcase
Remains to be seen.
The living room.
They call him the ex-achoo-tioner
They didn’t say moving the bodies was such a drag.
He was a Serial Kaler
It was a cereal killer.
It was an open and shut case.
When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"
The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:
"Irony," he replied.
They start by dragon it.
He killed it.
He served hard thyme.
Ed had been running for a while and wouldn't have the endrurance to run for much longer. The officer realised this and yelled: Stop! You have to get arrested!"
Gimme a brake!
(remember kids, follow the traffic laws)
You use a Psychopath :)
Nobody in psychology appreciated that one.
They gave him the chair
We can share LifeHacks...
The jokes were dead-on, really a killer performance.
They were in co-hoots.
That’s how they put the Laughter in Slaughter...!
Happy Halloween 🎃
Here all night haha
Dad Cop: Remains to be seen.
Don’t worry I won’t lay a finger on you but my axe on the other hand will!
But sometimes they kill