What do you call a murderer that can't stop farting?
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Iβve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Murderer jokes are very dark
But sometimes they kill the audience
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What kind of murderer has moral fiber?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why did the murderer turn on the lights?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What's the best place to hide if a murderer breaks into your house?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Did you here about the murderer that only kills people with pepper?
They call him the ex-achoo-tioner
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︎ Jun 26 2020
They told being a murderer would be fun.
They didnβt say moving the bodies was such a drag.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Where do murderers go on vacation?
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︎ May 23 2020
They found the murderer of Captain Crunch.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Did you hear about the murderer that went through a door?
It was an open and shut case.
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︎ May 13 2020
Black holes are the biggest mass murderers
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︎ Mar 01 2020
A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.
When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"
The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:
"Irony," he replied.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
How did the murderer do on his math test?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What kind of cologne does a murderer wear?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you hear about the murderer who stored his spices in the freezer?
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︎ Feb 14 2019
A police officer was chasing a murderer named Ed
Ed had been running for a while and wouldn't have the endrurance to run for much longer. The officer realised this and yelled: Stop! You have to get arrested!"
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︎ Aug 27 2019
There's murderers and rapist here at municipal court, and I'm here for running a stop sign?!
Gimme a brake!
(remember kids, follow the traffic laws)
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︎ Jul 02 2019
How Do You Find Where a Murderer Lives?
You use a Psychopath :)
Nobody in psychology appreciated that one.
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︎ Sep 08 2018
Did you hear about the paraplegic murderer
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︎ May 06 2019
Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?
We can share LifeHacks...
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︎ Mar 29 2019
I watched a stand-up routine by a convicted murderer.
The jokes were dead-on, really a killer performance.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Did you hear about the twin owl murderers?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why do Murderers always laugh hysterically?
Thatβs how they put the Laughter in Slaughter...!
Happy Halloween π
Here all night haha
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Cop 1: You really think the murderer will come back to visit the body of his victim?
Dad Cop: Remains to be seen.
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︎ Jul 22 2018
What did the murderer with an axe for their hand say to their victim?
Donβt worry I wonβt lay a finger on you but my axe on the other hand will!
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︎ Oct 11 2018
Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.
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︎ Aug 20 2017
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︎ Aug 30 2015
Making a Murderer didn't have Avery good ending.
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︎ Jan 18 2016
Murderer jokes are really dark...
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︎ Feb 15 2020
What kind of murderer has moral fiber?
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︎ May 03 2016
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