Pedophile Puns

A list of puns related to "Pedophile"

What type of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White vans

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👤︎ u/_m1cr0w4v3_
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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Why do pedophiles love golf?

Because every hole except one is under 18

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👤︎ u/Your_Dogs_Cat
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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Scared of pedophiles?

Just grow up

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👤︎ u/WUT_Coop
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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What do you call when an illegal immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight?

Alien vs Predator

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👤︎ u/UsedToothpick
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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What do you call a pedophile on a bike

A moped

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👤︎ u/biese28
📅︎ May 08 2018
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Want to hear a pedophile joke

You're too old for it

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👤︎ u/wizard404
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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What's a pedophile's favourite key?

A minor

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👤︎ u/Shipless_Captain
📅︎ May 01 2017
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What do you call a Spanish pedophile?

Pedrophile...

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👤︎ u/beejhermano
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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Say what you want about pedophiles,

But at least they drive slow through school zones....

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👤︎ u/LonelyPlanetPluto
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you call a pedophile cat?

A purrvert.

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👤︎ u/MaxGhenis
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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Pedophile stickymoments.typepad.com…
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👤︎ u/Christophoro
📅︎ Feb 25 2012
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What is pedophiles favorite shoes?

White Vans

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👤︎ u/toughshitman
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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Are you scared of pedophiles

Then grow up

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👤︎ u/cabbageperson5
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

Vans.

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👤︎ u/Aregoma
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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What kind of shoes does pedophiles wear?

White Vans.

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👤︎ u/Ninjam_420
📅︎ May 22 2018
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if an immigrant fights a pedophile, is that alien vs predator?
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👤︎ u/Mr_Eggs
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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What shoes do pedophiles where

white vans

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👤︎ u/EmoMcNugget
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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What shoes do pedophiles wear?

White vans.

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👤︎ u/Blu186
📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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