An oxymoron!
A striking resemblance.
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All part of the tuna-lick fringe.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
He kept hitting the cymbals
She was still in de-Nile.
It's a knee slapper
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If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? He was charged with battery
i just wanted to get clean
Homework time.. complaining, I don’t wanna, etc.
Me: Nicky, I’m getting upset.
Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, I’m Nicky.
Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.
He got a sentence.
Too many bars.
I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.
It was the last straw.
It wasn't that bad though, because he never really hit us.
He should have known, it was a nut case.
And import.
I have a serious Substance abuse problem
He beats his meat.
It’s titled “Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”
It's been battered.
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