So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse

I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.

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Dad jokes.
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Dad lip-syncs to his daughter's crazy tantrum. liveleak.com/view?i=460_1…
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Gay couples shouldn't be allowed to raise children

It's child abuse to expose them to twice the amount of dad jokes

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My Father-in-Law on his death bed

The hospice nurse was asking mandatory questions of my Father-in-Law, terminal with cancer:

Nurse: Were you ever sexually abused as a child?

Father-in-Law: No, I was neglected.

Nurse: (surprised) Neglected?

Father-in-Law: No one ever loved me enough to give me any sexual abuse.

It's possible to laugh and cry at the same time. My Father-in-Law was legendary and laughed even in the face of death.

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