So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse
I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.
Dad lip-syncs to his daughter's crazy tantrum. liveleak.com/view?i=460_1…
Gay couples shouldn't be allowed to raise children
It's child abuse to expose them to twice the amount of dad jokes
My Father-in-Law on his death bed
The hospice nurse was asking mandatory questions of my Father-in-Law, terminal with cancer:
Nurse: Were you ever sexually abused as a child?
Father-in-Law: No, I was neglected.
Nurse: (surprised) Neglected?
Father-in-Law: No one ever loved me enough to give me any sexual abuse.
It's possible to laugh and cry at the same time. My Father-in-Law was legendary and laughed even in the face of death.
