What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?
I hate taking this street during L.A Rush Hour. The traffic is killer.
Why did the young boy become a cereal killer?
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a killer with an attiude?
The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
How do you know a successful female serial killer?
She has a run in her stalkings.
What did the cat say to the serial killer?
The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
What do you call a Chinese serial killer?
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
What do you call a killer who stabs people in the head?
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
Where do serial killers get their equipment?
Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
A serial killer was after me
we were both running for my life
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
because the parrots eat em all
What do you call an idiot who’s hooked on pain killers?
I hate when spiders kill flies, they’re such buzz killers
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.
But he prefers the term orchestrating
There’s this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.
A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines
His media name is Wurst Case Scenario
What type of pain killers do they give you after a boobjob?
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
A good name for a serial killer would be “the Suspense”
That way when he’s killing me I could say “the suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.
There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
What do you call a group of killer whales?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?
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