The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
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What do you call a killer who stabs people in the head?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Where do serial killers get their equipment?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A serial killer was after me
we were both running for my life
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
because the parrots eat em all
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do you call an idiot whoโs hooked on pain killers?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
This picture is killer
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I hate when spiders kill flies, theyโre such buzz killers
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines
His media name is Wurst Case Scenario
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.
But he prefers the term orchestrating
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Thereโs this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What type of pain killers do they give you after a boobjob?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Know what the best serial killer would be?
Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
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︎ Jun 27 2020
A good name for a serial killer would be โthe Suspenseโ
That way when heโs killing me I could say โthe suspense is killing meโ and we could have a great laugh before I die.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Why are killer whales so good at hunting?
Theyโre very well orca-strated
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︎ Jul 25 2020
My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.
I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Thereโs a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
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︎ May 01 2020
"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
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︎ May 01 2020
What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
what do u call a killer with two butts?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What is a Killer Queenโs favourite jelly?
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to
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︎ Jan 11 2020
What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
This pun is killer.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Who was the most beautiful serial killer?
The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Really a killer impression
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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