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👤︎ u/polar_mane_777
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
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👤︎ u/Jamulan
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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Cereal killers, amazing
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👤︎ u/McMemelord420
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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It is I, the cereal killer
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👤︎ u/troymonster
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Why did it take so long to catch the cereal killer?

Because of corn flaking evidence.

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👤︎ u/Devcon4
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Milk drowns cereal.

Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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If Jamie Lannister had killed Bran..

He would be a cereal killer

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👤︎ u/ASK_ABOUT_LSD_BOOK
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said “Watch out...”

“...cereal killer.”

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call someone who eats cereal?

A cereal killer

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👤︎ u/lh140904
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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I stepped on a cornflake

I'm a cereal killer

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👤︎ u/mr_mike-2004
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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What kind of murderer has moral fiber?

A cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/Ribdunge
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did Snap, Crackle, and Pop get scared?

Because they heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.

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👤︎ u/dohpaz42
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Heres a classic

What do you call a person who eats cereal every morning

A cereal killer

(I know it's not very original but I wanted to post this classic)

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👤︎ u/MineMinecrafft
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!

It was a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/jonnyprophet
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness

I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"

"A cereal killer" she replied.

I have taught her well.

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👤︎ u/TriggerHippie77
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a currant..

I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear about the psychopath who put cyanide in his victim's cornflakes?

They said he was a cereal killer

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Pea
📅︎ May 09 2020
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They found the murderer of Captain Crunch.

It was a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/thefrayedfiles
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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My wife asked me to stop eating my breakfast so aggressively

But I can’t help it that I’m a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/tim_owens
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Serial Killer

There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.

He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.

(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)

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👤︎ u/FancyAndImportantMan
📅︎ Apr 13 2016
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Captain Crunch is a pirate

So he has probably killed people

Making him a Cereal Killer

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👤︎ u/N00BM4ster69-
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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A murder happened at a local grocery store...

When the police showed up, everything was in disarray. Employees were panicked. Family members were present, and crying. The lead detective approached the scene of the crime to see what happened. Milk was spilled all over the floor, and spoons were scattered everywhere. The detective spoke after a moment of thinking and said, “This appears to be the work of a cereal killer.”

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👤︎ u/Wolff_X
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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One time I went to jail for stepping on a cornflake

My neighbor told the cops that I'm a cereal killer

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👤︎ u/Roy55514
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Today I finished off a box of Cheerios at breakfast, a box of Lucky Charms at lunch, and a box of Captain Crunch at dinner.

I’m a real cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/gecko_echo
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/CokeDude22
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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When shouldn't you run into a corfield?

When you are being stalked by a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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Oh no! Captain crunch is dead!

He was murdered by a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/Marraqueta_Fria
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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You ate all my cereal dad

You're a cereal killer

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👤︎ u/robotfart1211
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Several people have been found lying dead in puddles of milk with bananas in their hands.

Police are searching for a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/ducktapedaddy
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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My grandmother with dementia said this completely seriously and I died laughing.

So I'm poring my grandma a bowl of cereal, I spilt some on the floor, when I moved to pick it up I stepped on a bunch of it. My grandma looks me straight in the eyes and says "look now you're a cereal killer"

I started dieing laughing, she didn't get it.

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👤︎ u/EnjoiMe
📅︎ Jun 03 2016
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I just stepped on a cornflake

Now, I am officially a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/farrukhsshah
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Who shot Captain Crunch?

A cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/LeBurge
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why was Captain Crunch in jail?

Because he was a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/cromosapien
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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if cereal drowns in milk...

doesnt it make the milk a cereal killer?

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👤︎ u/drdepression247
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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What kind of murderer has moral fiber?

A cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/Fanny_O_Rear
📅︎ May 03 2016
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I stepped on some cornflakes this morning

Now I'm a cereal killer

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👤︎ u/PM_IF_YOU_WANNA_TALK
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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