A list of puns related to "Green Jellö"
Green Jellö – Triple Live Möther Gööse At Budokan
https://www.discogs.com/Green-Jell%C3%B6.../release/2462586
https://imgur.com/gallery/HatKQrB
Price is $250 OBO, go ahead and make an offer guys dont be shy, just don't offer $50 or anything ridiculous like that.
Cover - VG, 2 dents shows, some minor creases and scratch marks on the back, you can only see them under a light, so what you see in photo 2 is accurate.
Vinyl - NM Vinyl plays without pops, skips, or any surface noise whatsoever. It seems like it was played maybe 4-5 times tops including my 1 play. There are no visible marks, scufs, or any sorts of damage. I was very thorough with looking when I bought it, and just now when I got ready to list it.
Shipping is $20 with tracking and insurance through USPS
I recently followed them on Facebook. Who ever runs the page seems to be interactive with the fans, which is cool.
$12 at the door, show starts at 8.
Way back in 1992, the band "Green Jellö" was sued by Kraft for trademark infringement on the "Jell-o" brand. The story behind the name, which came from the fact that Green Jell-o is fucking disgusting and their goal was to be the "worst band ever," and the band's motto "Green Jellö sucks" definitely didn't help matters. So, in probably one of the best acts of malicious compliance I've ever heard, they changed their name to "Green Jellÿ." According to the band, putting an umlaut above the "y" meant it was still pronounced with an "o" sound, so they managed to get around the trademark infringement and keep their band name essentially unchanged in verbal communication.
https://i.imgur.com/TxG7r4z.jpg Sorry for potato quality, couldn't find my phone again so I'm using my Sony Mavica Floppy Disk camera.
This is my copy of Cereal Killer, just got it today from a first time Discogs seller in Brazil. (Thanks reeko26!) For a 90's pressing it sounds absolutely fantastic! It's not muddy or tinny, everything is up front where it should be.
I got to hang out with Green Jellö once, at a bar in South Dakota. They were going to play, but due to a misunderstanding about schedules I wasn't able to see them play. They're some really classy dudes I'll tell you that much.
"Yeah man, we'll sign your ticket. I'll sign your butthole if you give me a sharpie." Truly an American hero, that CJ.
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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