What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
It is I, the cereal killer
Why did it take so long to catch the cereal killer?
Because of corn flaking evidence.
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
I just heard that Snap, Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger and Capn Crunch have all been killed.
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
I got arrested for stepping on a cheerio
Guess the authorities thought I was a cereal killer
Outdad my dad with this one. He messaged me today that our dog ate a packet of corn chips. I replied..
...Soon we are going to have poop corn.
And added that we might have a cereal killer living in our house.
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
Why did people die after they ate Cheerios?
Last night I stepped on a corn flake..
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer 🙄
Last night I finished off the Frosted Flakes, Honeycombs and Cheerios.
My wife is very upset she married a cereal killer.
Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?
He's this country's most notorious cereal killer
I stepped on some Cheerios this morning
Does that make me a cereal killer?
Milk drowns cereal.
Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.
If Jamie Lannister had killed Bran..
He would be a cereal killer
Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said “Watch out...”
What kind of murderer has moral fiber?
Heres a classic
What do you call a person who eats cereal every morning
A cereal killer
(I know it's not very original but I wanted to post this classic)
I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness
I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"
"A cereal killer" she replied.
I have taught her well.
They found the murderer of Captain Crunch.
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a currant..
I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"
Did you hear about the psychopath who put cyanide in his victim's cornflakes?
They said he was a cereal killer
Serial Killer
There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.
He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.
(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)
My wife asked me to stop eating my breakfast so aggressively
But I can’t help it that I’m a cereal killer.
Captain Crunch is a pirate
So he has probably killed people
Making him a Cereal Killer
A murder happened at a local grocery store...
When the police showed up, everything was in disarray. Employees were panicked. Family members were present, and crying. The lead detective approached the scene of the crime to see what happened. Milk was spilled all over the floor, and spoons were scattered everywhere. The detective spoke after a moment of thinking and said, “This appears to be the work of a cereal killer.”
Today I finished off a box of Cheerios at breakfast, a box of Lucky Charms at lunch, and a box of Captain Crunch at dinner.
I’m a real cereal killer.
A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.
But I think they are done by cereal killers.
Last night I stepped on a corn flake
My dad keeps calling me a cereal killer 🙄
What do you call someone who eats cereal?
Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!
Why did Snap, Crackle, and Pop get scared?
Because they heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
I just stepped on a cornflake
Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
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