A man is being taken to the gallows for his execution. The executioner asked if he had any last requests, and he asked for a high five.

The executioner left him hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How do you relieve an executioner from his duties?

You do it with a firing squad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chonqme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Don't try to high five an executioner....

They'll leave you hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demented_Sandwich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.

They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?

A head of lettuce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnucklesFan2013
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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If i were an executioner, i’d rather be the guy swinging an axe than the guy tying a rope.

easier to get a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aexolthum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why don’t executioners have many friends?

Nobody wants to hang out with them.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that got into a fight with the executioner?

He came out a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grestoro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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[OC] Why are executioners so bad at high fives?

They always leave people hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HusbandAndWifi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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How are a bad cameraman and an executioner similar?

They both cut off heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I’ve started a new job as an executioner.

It was difficult at first, but I think I’m starting to get the hang of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZapBadger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I'm an amateur executioner...

I know it's shocking, but it may take me time to get the hang of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why did The Executioner jump the queue?

Because he was trying to get Ahead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudeep_bablu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Pontius Pilates talks to the executioner after Jesus' crucifixion

"There was something off about this guy," he says, "I couldn't pin it down but you nailed it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnexpectedSyzygy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Executioner: Any last words?

Finally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patriarch_FH
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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No one person can be judge, jury, and executioner

But with a job change, we could have Judge Judy, Executioner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geodesic42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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The executioner asked if I had any last words

I said β€œYes, just three.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What did the executioner say to the Finn?

I'm going to Finnish you off. (End me pls)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEbolaOfCereal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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The executioner said we're in a rush

Come on no hanging about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Did you hear about the French executioner who left his breakfast on the guillotine?

It was a pain in the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BagelJaengi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Inmate uses last words to dadjoke executioners

http://crime.about.com/od/history/qt/lastwords_appel.htm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhjohnston007
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