Hangman Puns

A list of puns related to "Hangman"

I used to be a hangman

I would hang the thieves that were caught stealing. One day I got fired, It's because I didn't get the execution right.

(badum tss)

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👤︎ u/Ur_Left_Airpod
📅︎ May 01 2021
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What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?

They're both into tie-die!

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👤︎ u/clark_creationz
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What did the hangman say to the newly exonerated man?

No noose is good noose.

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👤︎ u/Baintball333
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why couldn't the hangman go to work?

He was too hungover.

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👤︎ u/-Dad---
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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What did the hangman say to the town after the criminals escaped?

"I have some bad noose."

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👤︎ u/pjnick300
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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What did the hangman say to his apprentice?

“Listen up, I’m gonna teach you the ropes”

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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Special Report: Execution Botched Today Due to Hangman's Absence During Knot Tying Seminar in his Youth

Breaking Noose

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👤︎ u/joeywithanr
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dad joked my teacher.

One day in high school my english teacher was out sick. Towards the end of the period, the sub thought hangman would be fun to play. Sub "after Emily is done, you can have free time" Me "looks like Emily had the last word"

Silence

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👤︎ u/Darthezio
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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Why couldn't the hangman go to work in the morning?

He was too hungover.

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👤︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did one Lazy Hangman say to another?

No noose is good noose

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👤︎ u/Jackel1989
📅︎ Sep 27 2015
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