Need some farewell video game puns
My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
Did you hear about the benefit hockey game for leprosy?
There was a face off in the corner.
The leper football game was cancelled.
Turns out there was a face off in the corner.
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.
Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
I told my kids that "fortnight" was a stupid name for a video game.
How does Moses play games?
What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?
Do French people play video games?
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?
What game does Stalin hate playing?
I just called my local game stop
What game console do the French play the most?
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
What is a Jedi's favorite card game?
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
10 yr old daughter playing video games yells, “GIRL!”
Dad response, “You know it’s true...”
Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) 🙂
My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
What game do chickens play in the pool?
Played a game with friends...was not disappointed!
What animal procrastinates by playing video games?
What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What is favorite game of Reddit Mascot?
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
Why were there no fighting games under the Christmas tree?
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
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