I got into an argument with my video game character

He said I was too controlling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefastest9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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If Hitler created a video game, what would it be called?

Mein Kraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.

Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I asked my French date if she played video games

She said "wii"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avinash333bhat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why can't shellfish play video games?

They can't gain the mussel memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I told my kids that "fortnight" was a stupid name for a video game.

It's too weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakcall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?

WoW.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftninja7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Video game record
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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10 yr old daughter playing video games yells, β€œGIRL!”

Dad response, β€œYou know it’s true...”

Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cidici
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What animal procrastinates by playing video games?

An emulator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only-Simple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I get depressed if I don’t play video games.

I always need to console myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.

It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proxysweden
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do video games and strawberries have in common?

Not much

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?

Knead for speed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What is a dancer's favorite video game series?

Command and Conga

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I'm on the couch playing video games when my dad walks in with a tape measure

About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.

I ask him "What are you doing?"

"I'm measuring your patience."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caruano95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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I guess video games did cause violence
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I walked into my son’s room and saw him rage quit a video game.

β€œAre ya whining, son?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?

Video game characters have lives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?

He was playing fortnite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebornIlluminati
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?

Xbox-er

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenzi1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What snack always beats video game levels?

Chees-itsπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What video game system does Homer Simpson play?

Ninten-doh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.

A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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A video game addict was playing a military game

He quickly achieved the rank of β€œtreem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.

This weeks top headline read, β€œex-treem dissed appointment”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games

What a silly reason to Fallout 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozmozez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What is a pirate's favorite genre of video game?

ARG's!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hacim042
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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And no video games involved here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrZabinski
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What's the first book in the video game bible?

Sega Genesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What is Thanos' favorite video game?

Half-Life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings

But really, it's music that causes gun violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattlePants8154
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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video games (aren't) bad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashleystrange
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My wife started hitting me because I drained her phone by playing video games.

She might be charged with battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why can't dogs play video games?

When they do, its always on paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnearmedHelix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enfadia_Vryskull
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?

Exponential DK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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Do French people play video games?

Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.

She said, "Wii."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocrePay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Do French people play video games?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mygfeatsrocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I asked a French man if he played video games

He said wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaster27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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