Smartphones Puns

A list of puns related to "Smartphones"

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.

Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!

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👤︎ u/jnew001
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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Why couldn't the amoeba children get their own smartphones?

Everyone knows that an amoeba is a single cell organism.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What would a hermit crab want with a smartphone?

It takes a lot of shellfies

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👤︎ u/exaball
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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My smartphone tracks my cat's sleep patterns.

There's a nap for that.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Reacting to a $2000 foldable smartphone...
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👤︎ u/sai_anand
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Tired of looking at your smartphone?

There is a nap for that.

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👤︎ u/B1ZAr0
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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My dad doesn't trust the batteries in his smartphone

He keeps saying they're Li-ion to him.

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👤︎ u/DBrownGames
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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I woke up this morning to find my smartphone flying around on the ceiling...

...I must have left it in Aeroplane Mode.

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👤︎ u/pcglightyear
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why doesn’t the smartphone like the detective?

Because he always cracks the case.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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The next Android OS should be called Android Orange because then choosing between smartphones would be like apples and oranges
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👤︎ u/averyweirdfish
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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The apples Apple makes are hard and taste like smartphone
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👤︎ u/elijad
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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There’s no way I’m buying my kids their smartphones

They’d be on it all day long if I left them to their own devices.

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👤︎ u/caleje
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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I can prove to you why old '90s cellphones had more durable screens than today's smartphones

It's an open and shut case

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Jul 31 2017
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Why was the old man reading a newspaper instead of just using his smartphone?

He was behind the Times.

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👤︎ u/the_white_jay_z
📅︎ Sep 03 2016
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Helping dad find a new smartphone

Dad: "Will there be any German names and numbers on it?

Me: " What? It's Chinese... "

Dad: "I want it to be Hans Free"

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👤︎ u/Acerius
📅︎ Sep 01 2015
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Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?

Because it had Bluetooth.

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👤︎ u/Drsela
📅︎ Dec 17 2017
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My dad: "I have a smartphone, and I use it everyday..."

"...but I'm not getting any smarter."

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👤︎ u/conundrumbombs
📅︎ May 16 2017
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Google's new smartphone.

Dad walks up to me today.

Dad- "You hear that Google is making a new smartphone?"

Me- "No? Don't really follow things like that closely."

Dad- "Uh yeah, it's kind of like the Iphone.... They call it the Googly EyePhone."

So I proceeded to give him the idea to stick some actual googly eyes on his Iphone. Now I'm sure he will pull out this joke any chance he can get...

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👤︎ u/SkaSC2
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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👤︎ u/JamesHaven75
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Don't worry about your smartphone or computer spying on you...

Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years

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👤︎ u/prodigalkal7
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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