I told my kids that "fortnight" was a stupid name for a video game.
Name a dough in which you can play video games.
New idea for bakery name: “Game of Scones”
What would a basketball game set in heaven be named?
I got into an argument with my video game character
He said I was too controlling.
I’ve decided to name my son Mark.
That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
I was named after George Washington.
He was named in 1732 and I was named in 1992.
Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards
I asked my French date if she played video games
A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.
Context for non-Indians - Her name is Shilpa. Get it?
Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
"What’s your name, son?"
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?
A pilot named Mr. Flewitt 😆
Lance is an uncommon name nowdays
But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot
You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?
Help me come up with puns which include the name Todd
10 yr old daughter playing video games yells, “GIRL!”
Dad response, “You know it’s true...”
Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) 🙂
What is another name for a paternity test?
A pop quiz!
(I don’t know why this makes me giggle)
My draught told me she has a new friend at school named Tia.
I replied, "Does she cry a lot?"
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
Tony told me that I shouldn't spell his name backwards
My response was only: "y not?"
I have a friend named Kelvin, but we always call him 'absolute zero'...
...because he dropped out of college.
Zero-degree Kelvin.
Which name for a man is the most colourful?
What is the name of farm owned by a vegan lesbian couple?
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
George Clooney has a twin brother. Do you know what his name is?
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
Lance isn’t a common name anymore
But in medieval times people were called
lance-a-lot.
When I was young I was a graffiti artist and had my name all over the city but as I got older I thought "This has to stop".
"The writing's on the wall."
I was interrogating a crab the other day and I asked it “What’s your name? Where do you live? What’s that on your back?”
What’s another name for HR?
Lance isn't a very common name these days...
But in Midevil times guys were named Lance a lot.
If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
What is the name of a Swedish detective?
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.
My friend tony asked me not to say his name backwards
Do French people play video games?
My friend Tony asked my not to spell his name backwards...
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is
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