Should've called it a watching machine.
It's on paper view.
“I can't turn that down.”
The newslady turns to the camera and says, "you heard it folks. 'Straight' from the horses mouth."
But how come nobody ever mentions the jackhammer?
I thought to myself “I can’t turn that down!”
Wee paws for station identification.
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"
People tuned in like gangbusters!
Because anything we'll done is rare
i said BET
He said, "I love shooting stars."
I replied, "I know – you've made a career out of it."
Courtesy of my 6 y/o
Because it is neither rare nor well done.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
Last night, my son said to me, "Dad, the television is too loud. Can you see what the volume is?" I said, "The volume is 7000 cubic inches." My son looked puzzled, so I said, "You asked what the volume was." He groaned when he realized what I said.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, €1, volume stuck on full.” I thought.....
“I can’t turn that down.”
"Can't turn that down."
(Stolen from Gus Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-w0h3g07aE )
My wife: "That's a fair name for it, because it consumes all his attention"
"It's been fifteen years since you won your first championship, what is the biggest difference between then and now?"
"15 years probably"
Tim Duncan's the man Basing this off of memory, don't remember word for word actually
“I can’t turn that down”