Billboard Baggins
I thought "I don't have time for that"
I think that's just bad ad vise.
because you know, sex cells
Now its the winter of discount tents!
The market is too small.
I think it was a sign.
They're full of flyers!
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.
She wanted to go for broke
It was just junk mail.
I turned to my GF and asked her if the cocktails were ‘Margaritas’. She, of course, was not impressed.
I asked him if the case was opened.
He said no - it's in mint condition.
Hoe, hoe, hoe, green giant.
I asked my dad if he had ever seen the 70s movie "How To Get Ahead In Advertising". He said "No, but I already know how." So I asked why and he said "A guillotine."
