What is is best soda for a 8-bit protagonist to promote?
They sure do know how to promote lol
They sure do know how to promote lol
Whole Foods is using anime to promote healthy snacks for kids.
Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
Why does Pepsi never promote Country music?
The Creators Of Super Mario Bros Are Teaming Up With Bread Companies To Promote Their Products...
...They´re calling the plan ninten-dough
In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,
I shall leave no tern unstoned.
What my father said after the cashier asked him if he'd like to donate $1 to promote literacy
"No thanks I already know how to read"
Why was the scarecrow promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
My friend got promoted to supervisor at his job...
I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.
I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."
"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?
Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?
I got a promotion at the crematorium.
My boss told me I urned it.
I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.
Sorry for self promotion.
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
I recently joined the Popcorn Army.
I've already been promoted to Kernel.
Director!
My friend was promoted to a Director the other day. I congratulated him and asked if it felt more like Spielberg or Fury. I said Fury is the one I’d pick.
what’s the worst thing about a job at a shooting range?
if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.
What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
A couple days ago I went for a walk beside a pasture and seen a lone cow when I went again today he wasn't there
I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...
I am now a counter-terrorism officer.
I met a real nice vendor at a farmer's market, he was promoting this.
I may get fired or promoted... not sure...
My boss was complaining she really needed a nap. I told her she should just go take one.
Boss "Oh yeah cause taking a nap right now would be so easy."
Me "Its so easy you can do it with your eyes closed..."
Cue her rolling her eyes and shaking her head. My director peaked his head out and nodded approvingly though. Respect.
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
How did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field......
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!
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