How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
I am looking for a car that I can use to advertise my spaghetti restaurant....
I am looking for all pasta-bile options
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
I absolutely hate people who advertise for ad blockers...
They’re practically begging to be silenced.
Trying to Advertise to the Zoomers
i got a good one..: how did the non-profit sex worker advertise herself??
I don’t get why minute rice advertises that it’s “minute”.
It’s just as small as other rice.
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
Why doesn't Arizona advertise?
Because at 99¢ for a 24oz can the product sells itself!
How do you advertise a efficient shear ?
"This is cutting hedge technology".
Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brinner to advertise their aftershave
But Yul never wore Cologne
Why don’t company advertise on The Hulk?
After all he’s a big banner.
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
How do bakeries that sell dairy products advertise themselves?
My brother asked me if I could help him think of a way to advertise his business.
I don't advertise my lip reading business.
How did Microsoft executives advertise back then?
What's the best way to advertise to dogs?
Did you hear about the client who wanted to advertise his product only to philosophers?
It's a pretty Nietzsche audience.
What is an advertiser's favorite language?
Sign language
-Sorry if it's been done before, thought about it in the way home today
I went into a place that advertised topless and bottomless dancers
There was nobody in there.
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....
he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
What do you call a hobbit that works in advertising ?
Advertising catered to my tastes
I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.
You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?
Caffeine free? You will still be up all night.
They are just advertising that you do not have to pay extra for the caffeine. It is free.
fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"
I thought "I don't have time for that"
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
Using chromosomes in advertising
because you know, sex cells
Advertisements are a gold mine
I saw an advertisement that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"
Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
Good to see my firewall is working as advertised.
Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things
God, how i hate commercial brakes
I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...
Now its the winter of discount tents!
Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.
He is essentially a giant banner.
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