Further Puns

A list of puns related to "Further"

I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:

Deja poo.

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👤︎ u/A_Scribbler
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why couldn't the point go any further?

Beacuse it was the end of the line

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👤︎ u/clark_creationz
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes.

The Ex-Men.

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👤︎ u/acres41
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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What did the fish say when it couldn't swim any further?

"Dam"

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👤︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
📅︎ May 26 2020
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My son needed help with his writing homework. 'Is it further or farther?' he asked me.

It's me, father, I replied.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Speaking to a friend: "My mother once told me, 'if you want to go further on your journey, you have to take that next step, no matter how daunting'." My friend piped up, "Don't you mean farther?" To which I replied:

"No, I'm fairly certain it was my mother."

Credit to B.C. (comic strip), most likely paraphrased since I read it many a moon ago, though I'm fairly certain the punchline is very close to the original.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Taylor Swift could further increase her revenue by opening an express alterations shop

and calling it Tailor Swift

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👤︎ u/timeexterminator
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus further than ever before.
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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Did you here about the politician who could never get further in his career?

He suffered from Electile dysfunction.

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👤︎ u/SquishedGremlin
📅︎ May 24 2019
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When your loyal subscribers on YouTube go even further and start giving you money

Sons of the Patreon

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👤︎ u/djtb1001
📅︎ May 20 2019
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What is nice if you are close but gets more irritating if u get further away?

Someone holding the door for you.

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👤︎ u/Rubaanus2
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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Have you ever wanted to play Photoshop battles? But with puns instead?? Well look no further!!...

...fundarnmental_ePuns are here. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Fundarnmental_ePuns/) Now you can submit all the willy wittiest photos wordplay for all the world to see!!

This looked like a good place to x-link this, hope I don't get punished for it...

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👤︎ u/_lss
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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What do you think about the track and field event, where the aim is to throw a circular heavy disc further than the other competitors?

..Discus

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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