My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
I couldn't resist the sexy TV remote
It was an instant turn on
The chances of seeing two together is quite remote.
Everything was fine until I got a universal remote
I got myself a universal remote control
And man, it changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
I was riding to a beach in this remote part of the district and stopped at this run down petrol pump
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards
He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
My dog likes stepping on my tv remote
Somehow he'll only ever paws it.
If I could just bring one thing with me to a remote deserted Island..
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?
My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.
I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.
What’s a cats favourite button on the tv remote?
My daughter asked me where the remote is.
I told her it’s in a remote location.
The most remote place on earth
My family can’t seem to find the tv remote. They’ll never find where I hid it.
It’s in a very remote location.
This remote at my gfs operates the lights and fans. Its very fan-see if you ask me.
I almost got into a fight with the TV remote the other day...
It was really pressing my buttons...
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
I tried to pick up the TV remote with my foot the other day.
My laziness is getting a little out of hand.
I got one of those univesal remotes and thought...
A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"
"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
Why do tv remotes have buttons?
It would be silly for them to have a zipper.
The battery in my remote died.
I guess you could say my battery had a terminal illness.
Wife: What would you do if you were stuck on a remote island?
You: The first step should be use it to turn on the TV island.
So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command?
If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
The first time I bought a universal remote control...
...I thought to myself "This changes everything."
I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"
What’s a dogs favorite button on a TV remote?
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
The other day I brought myself a universal remote and thought to myself well this changes everything.
When I first got my universal remote I thought
The first time I got a universal remote controller, I thought to myself...
The first time I got a universal remote control
I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"
What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought: "Well this changes everything!"
what do you while visiting a remote island?
try to find which TV island it belongs to
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