Outback Puns

Desert

Infront chickenapartment lmao why did I find this so funny 😂

An Australian

Rabbi

I asked the waiter what was on a dressed baked potato and my dad chimed in with "a suit and tie". The waiter and I lost it while the rest of my family stared.

While eating at Outback with some friends last night a guy making balloon animals came by. I asked him how he was doing.

His response "I couldn't be better, I blow things up for a living. "

Ur a bus.

I-HOP

It’s the opposite of Outback Steak House.

My 12 year old daughter Ruby made it up so... not exactly a dad joke.

I left behind a Legacy.

He went to Outback and ordered the steak, and immediately died

Meaty-ocre.

I am glad that I am not a fully grown elephant

we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says

"Ooh! Mentos!"

"I already have Mentos."

"Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

Ciabatta.

You know, like the song.

"Ciabatta watch out. Ciabatta not cry...."

...and Australia has the Outback Statehouse.”

Outback.

So my sisters are going to see a show because they got it as a gift and my mom was discussing where she wanted to go to lunch with me.

Mom: So where do you want to go to lunch?

Me: Outback if that's alright with you.

Mom: I could have steaked my life on that.

Now I have to park my Subaru outback