Need a tree or bush pun rooted in D&D
Idk if anyone here plays dnd but i just got another awakened bush as a pet and wanted to give pun for a name the other one is elvis pressleaf any suggestion would be appreciated
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︎ Feb 18 2019
How did bush fund his campaign?
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︎ May 03 2021
I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush.
I think it was a steak out.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Sony. Panasonic. JVC. Bush.....
They are all just stereotypes.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
George Bush was a shrubborn man
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
What do you call a guy in a bush?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Bush
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︎ Jun 14 2019
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︎ Jun 02 2019
My neighbor just showed me his new bush shears...
It's cutting hedge technology!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Bush did
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︎ Nov 11 2016
I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!
I got drunk and spilled the beans.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Laura Bush tells George W. Bush, βWe have this weekend free. What should we do?β
βWell, letβs think,β he responds.
Laura replies, βNo, letβs do something we both can do.β
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I had to trim my rose bush today
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
My son pointed at a tree and said βWow, look at that bushβ
I corrected him and said βThatβs not a bush, itβs a treasonβ
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︎ May 14 2018
Why have George Bush Beats...?
When you can have algorithms
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︎ Nov 17 2016
There was a man protesting the sale of tall ladders by climbing one over 15β and acting like he slipped and fell, landing in a bush that was secretly a soft-landing pad.
It was a anti-climb antic.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
This bush was tired.
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︎ Dec 07 2017
What do you call a piece of bacon in a bush that can play football?
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︎ May 12 2018
What did Bush use when his plans to invade Iraq werenβt moving smoothly?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
What do you call a man hiding in a bush?
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︎ May 24 2018
What do you call a bird in a bush making noise?
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︎ Jul 30 2018
I guess Bush's Baked Beans recipe is kept secret by not spilling the beans.
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︎ May 10 2015
If George Bush started a subreddit..
Would the followers be called shrubscribers?
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︎ Mar 06 2015
I was telling my dad about me getting scratches from running too close to a bush
He said you shouldn't mess with former presidents.
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︎ Jul 02 2014
Hey Dad, if a plantβs not a herb, bush, vine, or grass, what is it?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
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︎ Jun 01 2017
Whatβs the fastest way to Shepardβs Bush?
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︎ Jan 01 2018
A quote from George W Bush
Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, βIntelligence briefing.β
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︎ Sep 20 2017
If you chuck money into a bush...
...it's called a hedge fund.
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︎ Mar 10 2017
Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
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︎ Dec 23 2013
So here's my impression of Robert DeNiro, Jackie Chan, and President Bush walking into a restaurant.
"Table for 3."
My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.
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︎ Dec 22 2014
Bush painting...
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︎ Mar 01 2014
Why is the thorn bush the rastafarian's favorite plant
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︎ Aug 06 2016
My son was especially upset after climbing out of a bush and being covered in prickles...
...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)
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︎ Dec 09 2016
Former President George W. Bush got a Couple Thousand People with This One.
While giving a speech to support his brother Jeb!'s run for the White House, he talked about how he'd been a tree farmer ever since he retired from the presidency.
He said it was great because it gave him a lot of opportunities to practice his stump speech.
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︎ Feb 18 2016
Bush Joke
Today on a walk, my wife asked me, "Are those bushes evergreen?"
I replied, "Of course. They're green right now."
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︎ Sep 28 2014
President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
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︎ Apr 04 2014
I saw two cows staring at me from behind a bush.
I think it was a steak out.
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