Need a tree or bush pun rooted in D&D

Idk if anyone here plays dnd but i just got another awakened bush as a pet and wanted to give pun for a name the other one is elvis pressleaf any suggestion would be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamagediceDM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelkeys0519
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My neighbor just showed me his new bush shears...

It's cutting hedge technology!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Bush
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
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This kid should stop beating around the bush v.redd.it/1grqk4i6fw131
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskjempe
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I really took the L after a run in with a blackberry bush...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicGDgamer
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I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!

I got drunk and spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I had to trim my rose bush today

It was a real prick job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewBo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Laura Bush tells George W. Bush, β€œWe have this weekend free. What should we do?”

β€œWell, let’s think,” he responds.

Laura replies, β€œNo, let’s do something we both can do.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougandlinny
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A bunch of beets were planning to murder ex-president George W. Bush but decide that they didnt want to do it.

I guess you could say that they beet around the bush.

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Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...

he kept beating around the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5d2248650
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Bush did
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeybthehuman
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My son pointed at a tree and said β€œWow, look at that bush”

I corrected him and said β€œThat’s not a bush, it’s a treason”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geomads
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What did Bush use when his plans to invade Iraq weren’t moving smoothly?

WMD-40

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shplurgle
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There was a man protesting the sale of tall ladders by climbing one over 15’ and acting like he slipped and fell, landing in a bush that was secretly a soft-landing pad.

It was a anti-climb antic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
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What do you call a piece of bacon in a bush that can play football?

The-Meat-Tree-Payet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Asher-Frere-
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Why have George Bush Beats...?

When you can have algorithms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethano
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What do you call a man hiding in a bush?

Russell

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This bush was tired.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trashcancomic
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What do you call a bird in a bush making noise?

Russell Crowe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndoredo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What’s the fastest way to Shepard’s Bush?

Up a Shepard’s leg...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Rathalos
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One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.

He told me he was hedging his bets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellowfish
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I guess Bush's Baked Beans recipe is kept secret by not spilling the beans.

Yeah. I'll leave now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stason_Jatham
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If George Bush started a subreddit..

Would the followers be called shrubscribers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecpt-damien
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I was telling my dad about me getting scratches from running too close to a bush

He said you shouldn't mess with former presidents.

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A quote from George W Bush

Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, β€œIntelligence briefing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryzikx
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If you chuck money into a bush...

...it's called a hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVeganManatee
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Quick! Duck behind a bush imgur.com/W5Wr4S3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BACON_BATTLE
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Do you think Doctors working under the Bush administration were classified as Dubya M.D.s?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/duvydinho
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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So here's my impression of Robert DeNiro, Jackie Chan, and President Bush walking into a restaurant.

"Table for 3."

My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HobbitSauce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicianontherun
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Why is the thorn bush the rastafarian's favorite plant

Because it pokey mon'

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Bush painting...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAN_ZIGZAG
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My son was especially upset after climbing out of a bush and being covered in prickles...

...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hopjef
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Former President George W. Bush got a Couple Thousand People with This One.

While giving a speech to support his brother Jeb!'s run for the White House, he talked about how he'd been a tree farmer ever since he retired from the presidency.

He said it was great because it gave him a lot of opportunities to practice his stump speech.

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Bush Joke

Today on a walk, my wife asked me, "Are those bushes evergreen?"

I replied, "Of course. They're green right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdfoote
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

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