Idk if anyone here plays dnd but i just got another awakened bush as a pet and wanted to give pun for a name the other one is elvis pressleaf any suggestion would be appreciated
It's cutting hedge technology!
I got drunk and spilled the beans.
It was a real prick job
“Well, let’s think,” he responds.
Laura replies, “No, let’s do something we both can do.”
I guess you could say that they beet around the bush.
he kept beating around the bush.
I corrected him and said “That’s not a bush, it’s a treason”
It was a anti-climb antic.
When you can have algorithms
Up a Shepard’s leg...
He told me he was hedging his bets.
Yeah. I'll leave now.
Would the followers be called shrubscribers?
He said you shouldn't mess with former presidents.
Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, “Intelligence briefing.”
...it's called a hedge fund.
"Table for 3."
My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.
Because it pokey mon'
...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)
While giving a speech to support his brother Jeb!'s run for the White House, he talked about how he'd been a tree farmer ever since he retired from the presidency.
He said it was great because it gave him a lot of opportunities to practice his stump speech.
Today on a walk, my wife asked me, "Are those bushes evergreen?"
I replied, "Of course. They're green right now."
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.