Idk if anyone here plays dnd but i just got another awakened bush as a pet and wanted to give pun for a name the other one is elvis pressleaf any suggestion would be appreciated
I think it was a steak out.
I'll be blunt
It's cutting hedge technology!
I got drunk and spilled the beans.
It was a real prick job
“Well, let’s think,” he responds.
Laura replies, “No, let’s do something we both can do.”
he kept beating around the bush.
I corrected him and said “That’s not a bush, it’s a treason”
When you can have algorithms
It was a anti-climb antic.
The-Meat-Tree-Payet
WMD-40
Russell
Russell Crowe
Yeah. I'll leave now.
Would the followers be called shrubscribers?
He said you shouldn't mess with former presidents.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
Up a Shepard’s leg...
Those stories about my intellectual capacity do get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, “Intelligence briefing.”
...it's called a hedge fund.
"Table for 3."
My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.
Because it pokey mon'
...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)
While giving a speech to support his brother Jeb!'s run for the White House, he talked about how he'd been a tree farmer ever since he retired from the presidency.
He said it was great because it gave him a lot of opportunities to practice his stump speech.
Today on a walk, my wife asked me, "Are those bushes evergreen?"
I replied, "Of course. They're green right now."
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
I think it was a steak out.
