Watch out for stray Pokémon hiding in the bushes.
They might be trying to take a Pikachu.
I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes
I call it my hedge fund
Saw a bird in the bushes. Nature is healing, we are the problem.
I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
I saw a katana lying between a couple bushes today.
It was a double-hedged sword.
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
Blueberry bushes are one of the least productive plants.
All their effort bears little fruit.
If bushes had a favorite sport what would it be?
Russling
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind the bushes?
They’re so good at it!
85 y/o married couple next door can hardly walk. I sometimes see them creeping around the bushes between the houses.
They're a pair of old, worn out sneakers.
Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes
Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?" The other responds "Hemustasaurus"
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
Why do dogs smell all poles and bushes
My daughter asked why does the dog have to stop to smell every tree, bush and pole?? I told her, he’s just checking his Pee Mail...
The local grocery store has 10" hibiscus bushes on sale.
That seems small though. Maybe they should be called lowbiscus bushes.
My wife and children did not appreciate this at all.
I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didn’t realize I was walking into poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
