A list of puns related to "Wild"
They're Millennial Falcons
Boarbon
Pretty fowl attitude if you ask me.
....had the Cowboy architects just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels.
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
Thatβs because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
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I was quicker to the draw.
He was a Bounty hunter.
Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"
uno the rules,its time to die
Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
βI didnβt know you spoke German!β he replied
I yelled βBison!β
He looked back at me, waved, and said βbye dad!β
Poor kid never even saw the Buffalo before he got speared...
Too many Cheetahs
He practices yakupuncture.
The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.
After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said βLook sheriff we are all too tired, why donβt you guys rest up here and Iβll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I canβt find us some grub?, Iβll be back by morningβ
The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.
The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says βwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!β
Deputy says βwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god thereβs this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!β
βBullshit!β Says the sheriff βyou stay here Iβm going to check this out!β
So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.
The next morning the deputy seeβs the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.
Deputy says to the sheriff β Boss what the hell happened!β
The sheriff looks up from the ground and says βBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasnβt a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!β
My reply without missing a beat β youβll be able to buy it, you just wonβt be able to buy it rare.
That idea was immediately shot down
I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.
I hope it wonβt be a John Dough forever.
But that'd just be a huge boar-fest.
It yakked on his shoes!
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