A list of puns related to "Wild Turkey"
Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"
βI didnβt know you spoke German!β he replied
Last night I was driving home and had a police officer following me. I tried my hardest to go the speed limit. As I was driving, I saw a wild turkey running towards the road. I slammed my breaks but still hit the turkey. The bird flipped over my car and hit the police officer behind me. The cop then turned on his siren and pulled me over. He gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
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