Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a drink named after you!"

Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. β€œWild turkeys?” β€œNine deer, dad!”....

β€œI didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/polkadotmcgot
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Some days I need a whole fist of Wild Turkey.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stretch_Aye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2013
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My dad never fails to amaze me with these.

Last night I was driving home and had a police officer following me. I tried my hardest to go the speed limit. As I was driving, I saw a wild turkey running towards the road. I slammed my breaks but still hit the turkey. The bird flipped over my car and hit the police officer behind me. The cop then turned on his siren and pulled me over. He gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goosygreg
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