I offered to carpool with the security guy this week but I totally forgot to pick him up this morning. When he got to work later her was furious and punched me in the back of the head.
Itβs my own fault, Iβll never let my guard down again.
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︎ May 17 2021
I went in to hospital for a routine operation and was furious when I woke up to find the surgeon had given me a lobotomy
I can tell you, he sure got a piece of my mind.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
After my sister got furious at me talking in Thanos dialogues, I apologized and said
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I can't abide lending money, just the sight of an IOU note makes me furious.
I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I'm so furious about my postmans route that I pull my hair out
I call it mail pattern baldness
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in the garden.
Personally,Iβm on the fence.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
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︎ Sep 29 2020
The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker
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︎ Mar 18 2019
They say John Cena's in the new fast and furious movie
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How do you make pirate furious?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...
But now itβs just water under the fridge...
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︎ Apr 20 2020
I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
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︎ Sep 20 2017
My wife got FURIOUS with me for having no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.
On top of it, Iβm also banned from the maternity ward.
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︎ Oct 06 2018
I really wanted to watch Fast and the Furious,
But the spoilers ruined it for me.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
Which field do furious farmers work in?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What do you call a biblical character in Fast and Furious?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
There making so many Fast'n Furious movies so they can make Fast10 your seatbelts
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Saw Han making his comeback in the new Fast & Furious 9 trailer
I bet none of the ladies are going to Wuhan
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︎ Feb 12 2020
My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
My wife is furious at my rare penny collection.
She says it completely lacks common cents.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I heard a friend spreading nasty rumours about me, so I went over furious and said...
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︎ Apr 03 2017
I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies
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︎ Dec 06 2018
My wife warned me that if I take another picture of her, sheβll be furious.
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︎ Jul 19 2018
My wife is furious that I donβt clean the coffee from the machine after I am done with it.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
My wife gets furious at me because of the way I face the toilet paper, but I told her I canβt help it.
Thatβs just how I roll.
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︎ May 22 2019
My friend was furious at me because I put superglue on his pen..
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︎ Aug 29 2018
People were furious at the president of Mapco for raising gas prices
He told them all to go to Shell
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︎ Jul 26 2018
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.
Personally, Iβm on the fence.
π︎ 8k
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Can't wait for Fast and Furious 10
It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"
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︎ Apr 19 2018
Whatβs Fast and the furious 10 going to be called?
π︎ 4k
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︎ Feb 15 2018
The 10th film for The Fast and Furious was just announced
And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"
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︎ Feb 06 2020
My wife is furious at our nextdoor neighbour that sunbathes topless....
Personally I'm on the fence
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︎ Sep 07 2019
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathers topless in her backyard.
Personally, I'm on the fence.
π︎ 482
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︎ Aug 14 2018
I figured out what the next fast and furious movie will be called
π︎ 3k
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︎ Jan 06 2018
The next Fast & Furious should be called, "Fast10: Your Seat Belts"
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︎ Aug 07 2019
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard
Personally, I'm on the fence
π︎ 135
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︎ May 24 2019
Did you see that Fast and Furious movie coming out?
It will be the fuel-good movie of the year.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I really wanted to watch Fast and the Furious, but the spoilers ruined it for me.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.
Personally, Iβm on the fence.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Got the perfect title for the 10th fast and furious movie.
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︎ Jul 27 2017
My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator...
But now itβs just water under the fridge...
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︎ Apr 06 2018
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