I offered to carpool with the security guy this week but I totally forgot to pick him up this morning. When he got to work later her was furious and punched me in the back of the head.

It’s my own fault, I’ll never let my guard down again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I went in to hospital for a routine operation and was furious when I woke up to find the surgeon had given me a lobotomy

I can tell you, he sure got a piece of my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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After my sister got furious at me talking in Thanos dialogues, I apologized and said

"I'm sorry little one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyadh_lord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I can't abide lending money, just the sight of an IOU note makes me furious.

I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...

Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I'm so furious about my postmans route that I pull my hair out

I call it mail pattern baldness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suolisyopa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...

Fast-10 your seat belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in the garden.

Personally,I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety

Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamisNeat69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......

My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabishaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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They say John Cena's in the new fast and furious movie

But I didn't see him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robotcheese4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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How do you make pirate furious?

Remove the p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SrGearhead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...

But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopfler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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My wife got FURIOUS with me for having no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeves14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.

On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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I really wanted to watch Fast and the Furious,

But the spoilers ruined it for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Which field do furious farmers work in?

Angriculture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call a biblical character in Fast and Furious?

Adam Driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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There making so many Fast'n Furious movies so they can make Fast10 your seatbelts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hibana_life
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Saw Han making his comeback in the new Fast & Furious 9 trailer

I bet none of the ladies are going to Wuhan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.

She loved the cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My wife is furious at my rare penny collection.

She says it completely lacks common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I heard a friend spreading nasty rumours about me, so I went over furious and said...

"You discussed me!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies

Call that some NOStalgia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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My wife warned me that if I take another picture of her, she’ll be furious.

That’s when I snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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My wife is furious that I don’t clean the coffee from the machine after I am done with it.

Grounds for divorce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My wife gets furious at me because of the way I face the toilet paper, but I told her I can’t help it.

That’s just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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My friend was furious at me because I put superglue on his pen..

He can't just let it go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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People were furious at the president of Mapco for raising gas prices

He told them all to go to Shell

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.

Personally, I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Can't wait for Fast and Furious 10

It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What’s Fast and the furious 10 going to be called?

Fast 10: your seatbelts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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The 10th film for The Fast and Furious was just announced

And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_RAWR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My wife is furious at our nextdoor neighbour that sunbathes topless....

Personally I'm on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathers topless in her backyard.

Personally, I'm on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogsie125
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I figured out what the next fast and furious movie will be called

Fast 10: your seatbelts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdullahf01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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The next Fast & Furious should be called, "Fast10: Your Seat Belts"

Fasten your seat belts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcgrotts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard

Personally, I'm on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Did you see that Fast and Furious movie coming out?

It will be the fuel-good movie of the year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benni_boi99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I really wanted to watch Fast and the Furious, but the spoilers ruined it for me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.

Personally, I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Got the perfect title for the 10th fast and furious movie.

Fast 10: your seatbelts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synergy_synner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator...

But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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