What kind of people never get angry?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
You know what makes a pirate angry?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call an angry man with a mustache?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
How does an angry Muslim close the door?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
If your wife is angry
Put a cape on her and tell she is Super Angry!!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Beware of angry computers.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What would you call an angry pessimist?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What do you call an angry, clever monkey?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
My wife was angry that I had a bad sense of direction
so I packed up my things and right
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I was angry when Julius Caesar was killed
I was absolutely 50 1 5 1 500
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My wife is angry. Last night for my anniversary, I left the kids, snuck out with my ex-girlfriend, and we hooked up in the back seat like we used to.
She hates when I call her that.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Today, I was accosted by an angry Monk brandishing a bouquet.
Remember, only YOU can prevent Florist Friars.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I sat on the toilet, angry, exhausted, and late for work.
I said to myself, βI donβt have time for this shit.β
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︎ Feb 10 2021
When we arrived at the playground, I realised my son secretly brought the cat with him. I was about to be angry at him...
...but then I decided to let it slide.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
An angry man walks into a bar
He pulls out his revolver and shouts "WHICH ONE OF YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE?!"
The Bartender laughs and says " You ain't got enough bullets mate."
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Donβt ever make Sodium angry.
Otherwise youβll be charged with aggravating a salt.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What happens if Iron man gets angry?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What did the cold, angry man eat for dinner?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call an angry scientist?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I'm so angry that I've gone colourblind.....
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I asked the doctor why he was angry
He said "I'm not patient".
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My dog was acting a bit angry since I took him to the vets and get him neutered
But Iβm not worried, since he doesnβt have the balls to do anything
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why was cappuccino angry?
Because his date was latte.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do you call an angry, Mexican cat?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call an angry psychologist?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary
I said, βMark, my words!β
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︎ Jul 29 2020
How do you make a pirate really angry?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What do peppers do when theyβre angry
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why did the angry doctor go out of business?
Because he was losing his patience.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What Do you call an angry doctor
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Last night I was arguing to my wife about who should keep our children in the divorce and I got angry and threw some trifle at her
She ended up getting custardy
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why was the computer so angry?
It had a chip on its shoulder.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Whatβs an angry dads favourite colour?
YELLow
yeah this is a shitty joke sorry
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I got very angry with the Roto Rooter guy
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.
I'm pretty sure that's a salt.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
My wife is really angry that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
I thought, βI donβt have time for this shit.β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
I thought, βI donβt have time for this shit.β
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What happens if Iron man gets angry?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What type of people never get angry?
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