He had an ax to grind.
What's a pirates favourite letter? R!!
What's a pirates second favourite letter?? C!!
What's a pirates least favourite letter??
Dear Mr Pirate, we regret to inform you that due to improper acquirement of docking paperwork your ship has been seized....
He asked about it then said they should put it on the apple app store.
iRate....
God damnit.
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
irate
'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'
P. Without it they're irate.
P. It's like R, but missing a leg.
Take the 'P' out of him…
R. But his true love be the C.
It’s actually the P.
If you take it away he becomes irate.
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
As soon as they get rid of their P, they’re just irate.
He gets irate
Child: RRRRrrrr!
Dad: Nay! 'Tis the C
That's how irate them.
Without it they'd be irate
But it's actually ... the "C"!
and says, “Give me two scoops of chocolate.”
The guy behind the counter says, “I’m sorry sir, we’re out of chocolate.”
The man replies with, “well, in that case...hm... give me two scoops of chocolate.”
The guy behind the counter says, “Sir, I’m sorry but we’re out of chocolate.”
The man, thinking hard this time says, “Well, I want two scoops of chocolate.”
The guy behind the counter, now irate, says, “Sir, can you spell the straw in strawberry?”
“S-T-R-A-W”
“Can you spell the van in vanilla?”
“V-A-N”
“Can you spell the fuck in chocolate?”
The man thinks for a second and says, “There is no ‘fuck’ in chocolate.”
The guy behind the counter slaps the countertop with his hand and says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you! There is no fuckin’ chocolate.”
...he orders a drink. The bartender makes the drink, and gives it to him. The man is upset. "This drink is too warm!" He exclaims.
The bartender takes his drink back, adds an ice cube, and hands it to the Man. The man is unhappy with this. "this drink is still too warm!"
The bartender takes the drink back, and adds more ice cubes. Once again, he hands it to the Man. The man is irate. "This drink is STILL too warm!!!"
The bartender is now annoyed. He takes the man's drink, dumps it out, and serves him a glass of ice. The man is left speechless.
Finally, just ice was served
Dad: what's a pirate's favorite letter? Me: That's easy, "arrr" Dad: you'd think so but you'd be wrong. Its the "C" Me: groan Dad: But wait there's more... actually it might be the "P", because without a p a pirate is just irate! Me: I'm so done
Well he becomes irate! Dad told me this one on the way out of CVS when we saw a guy with an eye patch.
P. Without it they would be irate
