A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews

Apparently it was a real hatchet job

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👤︎ u/P8ntballz
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a disgruntled German?

Sauerkraut

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📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...

"Don't forget to tip your server."

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📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?

Because he got no severance pay.

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👤︎ u/FYF69
📅︎ May 17 2018
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What did the disgruntled customer say to the bad plumber?

I ain't hiring you for shit!

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📅︎ Apr 26 2015
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If a pig loses it's voice...

Is it disgruntled?

I'll leave now...

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📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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My pet pig has laryngitis.

I think it's disgruntled...

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📅︎ May 17 2018
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Dad joked my interviewer today.

So i went in for an interview at my local State college. It used to be a community college a few years ago. The job was for evaluating transcripts and archiving them. Anyway, I get offered the job, and of course a I accept. We were going over some procedural paperwork, I-9, W-4 you know that stuff.

He asks me my birthday, and I say June 24.

"What year?" "Every year."

He just stares at me with a bit of a disgruntled expression.

Yeah new boss, I'm going to be that guy.

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👤︎ u/Smubii
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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So my dad hates it when I call him "Pops"

So of course I try to call him Pops as much as possible. I come home last night and he is waiting on the porch with arms crossed and a disgruntled look on his face. As I exit the car I yell, "Hey there Pops!" And in classic dad fashion he responds by saying, "I oughta pops you one in the nose."

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📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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Upon hearing local woman died behind Wal-Mart, I dadjoked our group.

A friend was reading the news story aloud.

Friend: "After shopping, she wandered behind Wal-Mart where authorities found her later." Me: "So...what you're saying is, she shopped til' she dropped?"

Rolled eyes and disgruntled moans were passed all around.

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📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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If a Pig loses it's voice...

is it disgruntled?

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👤︎ u/mooselemon
📅︎ Jul 09 2017
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