My boss walked into my office this morning and handed me a brochure on anger management.

I just lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I slapped my violin out of anger.

I got arrested for domestic violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddodd69
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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How did a car crash victim get rid of his anger issues?

He was temper errorly disabled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark5301
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I'll make sure to control my anger next time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkLad45
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My ex had gambling and anger issues...

When I broke up with her things got a little dicey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbeMax7823
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Her anger jumped discontinuously at that point in time.

Me: My love for you is 0/0 Her: Aww, infinite? Me: Nahh,Undefined. Her: Why are you like this, is there no limit to your stupidity? Me: Umm, now that you say it, I should've applied a limit to it. Her: I want to break your bones, ugh. Me: So are you saying that I'll have to re-visit the l'hospital?

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I just got accepted into the most popular anger management group.

It’s all the rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they're all the rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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This one time when I was still a kid, my younger sister got very mad at me for making silly noises. To show our parents that her ensuing fit of anger wasn't as annoying as my goofing off, my sister said,

"Well at least I'm not walking around the house going "Hurgerbgehbh blurgeblegh blurgega, hurr dee hurr, derr!"

To which my dad said,

"Yes you are".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTCMuehlenkamp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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I run a restaurant and have written a book about Anger Managment

It’s called Why is the hostess crying again?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Charts that show "stages of anger" usually irritate me

Not everyone has a method to their madness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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TIL: The new popular therapy technique calls to express anger at everything, no matter how small the issue may be.

It’s all the rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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My friend with anger issues decided to take up golf to calm his nerves...

He became teed off when he teed off into the trees...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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How do you handle a red-head's anger?

Gingerly

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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My daughter, in a fit of anger, called us mean parents. She was right.

We are average parents.

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How do Arabs overcome their anger?

They just Sheikh it off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themakshter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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My coworker handed me a brochure on anger management this morning.

I just lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My therapist handed me a brochure on anger management yesterday.

I just lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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My boss gave me a brochure on anger management a few hours ago.

I just lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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