What do you call a annoying bird
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
Don’t annoy ghosts.
It might come back to haunt you!
What did a tree say to its annoying neighbor?
Broken bridges annoy me
I just can’t get over them
Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?
Why amphibians are so annoying?
Because they axolotl questions.
The reposts in this app are getting really annoying
Because I've reddit all already
My bee neighbors are so annoying, they talk way too much.
They just drone on and on.
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
There was a fly buzzing around that was really annoying me
I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!
I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
I got called pretty today.
...well, actually, the full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.
I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.
Then I realized they’re just common taters.
My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.
So I've had to put my foot down.
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really annoyed
It keeps asking me, ‘Where do you want to go?'
So I click on the icon that says ‘Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.
What's the most annoying kind of bread?
Why are geese the most annoying drivers?
What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face
Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
I get annoyed at maraca's
Something about them gets me rattled
(I know my font is annoying plz get over it)
I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.
You really don’t want to annoy pediatricians...
They have little patients
It really annoys me when people say that age is just a number
Logical fallacies are annoying.
Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.
My Sister: (annoyed) Hey!
My Dad: That’s what horses eat :)
Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?
What do you call an annoyed lobster?
Went to the grocery store and asked for 3 pounds of potatoes. "We don't have pounds", the grocer stated, "only kilos".
Annoyed, I went, "fine. I'll take 3 pounds of kilos then".
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
My wife told me to stop singing “I’m A Believer” by the Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding....
My friend told me that I need to stop singing I'm a believer because it was getting annoying but I thaught she was kidding
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