My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.

But now I realize toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.

All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordIggy88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Don’t annoy ghosts.

It might come back to haunt you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What did a tree say to its annoying neighbor?

Leaf me alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twozon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Broken bridges annoy me

I just can’t get over them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaguaGaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?

Pearannoyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oberynmviper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why amphibians are so annoying?

Because they axolotl questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnusfeli
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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The reposts in this app are getting really annoying

Because I've reddit all already

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My bee neighbors are so annoying, they talk way too much.

They just drone on and on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insult_king
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...

She’s a caring cairn Karen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.

One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.

I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?

Erie guardless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithaustin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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There was a fly buzzing around that was really annoying me

I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahbeliever
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I told my daughter, β€œMom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, β€œAre you mad at her?”

β€œGeez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.

Then I realized they’re just common taters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureAEMT97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.

So I've had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?

I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varthalon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really annoyed

It keeps asking me, β€˜Where do you want to go?'

So I click on the icon that says β€˜Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolcalmjeff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's the most annoying kind of bread?

PITA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicalPizza21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why are geese the most annoying drivers?

They're always honking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?

A BudaPEST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillipowder01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.

He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.

At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiriboy
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I get annoyed at maraca's

Something about them gets me rattled

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gretchennnmarie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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(I know my font is annoying plz get over it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annikafloris
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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You really don’t want to annoy pediatricians...

They have little patients

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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It really annoys me when people say that age is just a number

Age is clearly a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Logical fallacies are annoying.

Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?

He was a Ruler!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My Sister: (annoyed) Hey!

My Dad: That’s what horses eat :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzysax241
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and hears a small voice say "your hair looks great today!" He's confused, but dismisses it. After a minute, he hears the voice again after asking for a drink "wow! A whiskey? Good choice!" Once again, he shook it off. After a few more drinks, he hears the voice a final time "wow, you really know your way round a bar!" Annoyed, he walks up to the bartender. "Ever since I walked into this bar, I've been hearing this tiny voice saying really nice things about me. Do you hear it too?" The bartender looks at him and says "oh, that's the peanuts. They're complimentary."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatArtisticGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call an annoyed lobster?

A frustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCraddingGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Uber annoying
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I like this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why was my post removed?

Can someone tell me why my post was removed?

I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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If another word for student is 'pupil' ...

Do you call someone who's learning to manage sex workers a 'pimple'?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A guy walks into a bar with a dog and the bartender says "No pets allowed!"

The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."

The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.

The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"

The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.

The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"

The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.

The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"

The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

But toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My wife told me to stop singing β€œI’m A Believer” by the Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding....

But then I saw her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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My friend told me that I need to stop singing I'm a believer because it was getting annoying but I thaught she was kidding

But then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bricksheffield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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