It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.
She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.
Why was the taxi driver annoyed?
He was tired of people talking behind his back.
My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.
So I've had to put my foot down.
I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.
Then I realized they’re just common taters.
I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really annoyed
It keeps asking me, ‘Where do you want to go?'
So I click on the icon that says ‘Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.
I get annoyed at maraca's
Something about them gets me rattled
I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.
What do you call an annoyed lobster?
My Sister: (annoyed) Hey!
My Dad: That’s what horses eat :)
I'm annoyed because I had to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armour.
I get so annoyed when I step in dog poop.
I guess you could say it's a pet peeve.
What would an annoyed archeologist do?
He would have a bone to pick with someone.
My girlfriend is annoyed because I won't stop making duck jokes.
Judging from the look on her face, I don't think I mallard to say them anymore.
“Jerr, why do you think I’m so annoyed right now?”, she said.
My younger friends get annoyed with me when I post in italics.
I guess it's a bit too right-leaning for them.
This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes “X” instead of “Christ.”
I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.
If you rearrange the letters of 'Postmen'. They get really annoyed.
What do you call it when you're annoyed because you need food, but you're not full on hangry?
My wife got annoyed of my cat jokes
So she threw meowt of the house
Annoyed my GF so she asked Google how to file for divorce, I though I'd help
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My wife and I were watching women's tennis, and she told me how annoyed she gets with this constant grunting noises.
I said, “Fine. I’ll stop making them.”
I annoyed my Canadian friend and she said she was having
Dad and I were building a storage shed. His pocket starts to beep until I got annoyed. I said “Dad, what is that beeping? Turn it off!”
He pulls out a handheld plastic device and says “Sorry kiddo, I left my Stud Finder on.”
My wife is annoyed that the small bottle of milk hasn't arrived with the milkman, but I don't see the problem
Friend in regard to my dad jokes: "Typically I'm annoyed I didn't get the answer"
Me: "Typically I'm dad" :)
She Gets Annoyed When You Touch Them
I get so annoyed at people who type "nvm"
Idiots probably don't know the spelling of nevermained
A friend of mine is annoyed about the upcoming Tetris movie trilogy
He said nobody wants a Tetris movie.
I told him demand will fall in place very shortly.
I'm not easily annoyed.
But X-Rays really get under my skin.
What do you call an artist that is always annoyed because they can't afford to own expensive artwork?
My wife was annoyed when I replaced our bed with a trampoline
Annoyed daughter: “Where did all of these fruit flies come from!”
Me: “Well, when a mommy fruit fly and a daddy fruit fly love each other very much...”
Getting really annoyed now, this is the 6th ATM I've been to thats had "insufficient funds"!!
My friend is annoyed because it took so long to euthanize his coffee cup.
He told me they had to get his mug shot and everything.
My girlfriend got really annoyed
We were making a stir fry for supper, and I asked her if she would cook, because she makes stir fries more often than I do. She asked me when I was going to figure it out, so I would need her to 'wok me through it'. She stopped talking to me for about 10 minutes. Worth it
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Where does a person who is annoyed all the time eat dinner?
I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
I was typing an essay and the words looked really annoyed.
They may be suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.
My grandfather really annoyed my mom after I was born with this one
My great grandfather, grandfather, and dad all have the same name. So of course my dad carried on the family tradition naming me candyman337 IV.
When they told my grandfather he said "Now we've got the terd and the fart" pointing to my dad and then to me.
My mother was not pleased, but my dad was cracking up!
What I say to my girlfriend when she gets annoyed with me.
While in the car:
Her: "You're driving me insane!"
Me: "No. I'm driving you home."
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