20 Hilarious Angers Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I'll make sure to control my anger next time

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👤︎ u/PinkLad45

📅︎ Feb 09 2021

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My ex had gambling and anger issues...

When I broke up with her things got a little dicey.

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👤︎ u/AbeMax7823

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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👤︎ u/Sodrohu

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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My coworker handed me a brochure on anger management this morning.

I just lost it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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Her anger jumped discontinuously at that point in time.

Me: My love for you is 0/0 Her: Aww, infinite? Me: Nahh,Undefined. Her: Why are you like this, is there no limit to your stupidity? Me: Umm, now that you say it, I should've applied a limit to it. Her: I want to break your bones, ugh. Me: So are you saying that I'll have to re-visit the l'hospital?

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👤︎ u/kshitij_gettin_real

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they're all the rage.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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I just got accepted into the most popular anger management group.

It’s all the rage.

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👤︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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This one time when I was still a kid, my younger sister got very mad at me for making silly noises. To show our parents that her ensuing fit of anger wasn't as annoying as my goofing off, my sister said,

"Well at least I'm not walking around the house going "Hurgerbgehbh blurgeblegh blurgega, hurr dee hurr, derr!"

To which my dad said,

"Yes you are".

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👤︎ u/JTCMuehlenkamp

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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👤︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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I run a restaurant and have written a book about Anger Managment

It’s called Why is the hostess crying again?

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Aug 06 2019

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Charts that show "stages of anger" usually irritate me

Not everyone has a method to their madness.

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👤︎ u/electrocuter666

📅︎ May 09 2019

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TIL: The new popular therapy technique calls to express anger at everything, no matter how small the issue may be.

It’s all the rage.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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My boss gave me a brochure on anger management a few hours ago.

I just lost it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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My friend with anger issues decided to take up golf to calm his nerves...

He became teed off when he teed off into the trees...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 03 2019

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How do you handle a red-head's anger?

Gingerly

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👤︎ u/greyghost6

📅︎ May 12 2018

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My daughter, in a fit of anger, called us mean parents. She was right.

We are average parents.

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👤︎ u/elderoftheinternets

📅︎ Jun 14 2017

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How do Arabs overcome their anger?

They just Sheikh it off

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👤︎ u/themakshter

📅︎ Dec 04 2017

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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My therapist handed me a brochure on anger management yesterday.

I just lost it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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