The Raimi films are no doubt the most comic accurate Spider-Man stories ever put to screen and I understand why people love them so much but I think Tobey is a weak interpretation of Peter Parker.
First off, it's great that you fans like Tobey's more than any other version, but you state many things that are simply wrong, and big misconceptions.
Tobey is easily the least accurate Peter Parker, the situations and problems he deals with are straight out of classic Spider-Man, but Peter's personality is all wrong in those movies.
When comparing the films to the comics you often hear ''Maguire wasn't a good Spider-Man, but he was a great Peter Parker'' - And I just wanted to explain why I don't think he's a good Peter Parker and not very accurate the comics at all. In the comics Peter Parker actually has charisma and a personality (How else do you think he attracted hot women like Betty Brant, Liz Allen, Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane?) and he would stand up for himself whenever someone would try and give him a hard time. In issue #8 of The Amazing Spider-Man he even challenges Flash Thompson to a boxing match, and when Jameson would try to screw him over, and pay him less money, he'd come back with ''Ok, I'll just take these pictures to some other paper'' - Which would usually cause Jameson to crack and pay Peter what he originally asked for. Also Peter Parker has a sense of humor in and out of costume, so it's not like he's this quiet, meek person that starts cracking jokes as soon as he puts on the mask. He's more introverted as Peter Parker, but he still has his sense of humor. And Maguire hardly cracked any jokes as Spidey, and when he did it always felt forced and awkward. Tobey Maguire was too wooden, had no personality, and his Peter Parker was too ''Aww shucks'' - The closest he got to getting Peter Parker's character accurate to the comics was from Amazing Fantasy #15, but even then comic book Peter had more balls than Maguire's Peter, because in that comic Peter is seen asking Sally Avril out, and this was before he even got his powers and gained more confidence in himself. Movie Peter couldn't even talk to the girl he's been living next door to for years.
In Spider-Man 2, Peter Parker is now in college, but he's still the same timid person he was in high school. By the time Peter goes to college in the comics he's got a group of friends (Gwen, MJ and Harry) and actually has a social life. Later on he ends up dating Gwen and when Peter meets Mary Ja
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
He’s the new temp.
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
