Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?

A tiny part of me says yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a dissatisfied insect?

A grumble bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshsmellow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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A Buddhist monk leave the monastery...

Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.

One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"

To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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So a council meeting involving a large sum of employees were under major stress on what to call their restaurant. The team leader was furiously dissatisfied and screamed:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Keyhan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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A threefer of which I'm rather proud!

// I was a little dissatisfied with the results of my latest trip to the barbershop yesterday.

Friend this morning: I actually kinda like it!

Me: You know, I slept on it, and I think it's grown on me a hair.

// Me applauding and high-fiving myself internally.

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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