A list of puns related to "Frustrate"
He says it drives him up the wall!
His wife always complained that he wasn't good enough in bed and that she wasn't satisfied. He went to the local bar to get a drink and cool off for a bit. On reaching the bar, he ordered a beer and sat down. His friend, Mike saw him sitting alone and walked up to him. He asked Andy what happened to which Andy told him the situation. Mike said that he had a simple trick which never failed and told Andy to hit his meat on the bedpost three times before sex. Andy rushed home to perform this trick. He saw that his wife was lying on the bed with the lights off. Slowly he took off his pants and hit his meat three times on the bedpost. Dum, dum, dum. His wife immediately woke up and shouted, "Mike, is that you?"
Blue balls
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
He threw up his hands
A one armed man, dangling from a cliff, with Itchy balls!
Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.
Son : “We need the opposite of shut down! Dad, what’s the opposite of shut down?”
Dad : “Shut up!”
He was grounded.
I set the comp password to ‘Homework1st’ my daughter was getting frustrated that every time she asked what I changed it to, I answered. She did every piece of work, including corrections. Then I wrote it down.
I SAID NO-vember.
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
It's knotty
When they run out of patients
I think I have irritable bowl syndrome
thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.
He decides he wants to spice up his day and call his dealer. He asks his dealer, "hey, do you have anything new I haven't tried?" His dealer responds, "I just got some new weed named after old cartoon characters! It's some potent stuff!" The guy accepts this and meets up with the dealer. When he gets back home, he goes to roll a joint and finds that it just doesn't want to stay rolled and keeps coming apart. Frustrated, he calls the dealer back. "This shit just won't stay rolled! What did you sell me?" The dealer responds, "that's just how the scooby doobie do!"
I think I strained my voice.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
It’s getting old
It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,
so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:
“what the hell was that!?”
“You herd me” - the sheep replied.
It’s driving him up the wall.
Where did all the....Mango
It involves lots of pain
Because communication is key
I just don’t have the patients...
... that I finally packed up my stuff and right.
...when a frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
If it carries on like this, I’m really going to start losing my Tempeh
I guess I'm a Ninja Worrier
because they always act on aMotion.
He needed to work on his anchor management
Because he preferred things arranged by row.
I'll most likely just buy them a bed instead.
She said, “I know. Stop eating so much bacon.”
They throw a hissy fit.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
Poor guy just couldn’t cope.
This guy is so full of himself
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