How do you embarrass a stuttering Tauntaun
B-by Taunt-tauntaunting him.
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.
Apparently camera film is photosensitive
When birds embarrass themselves..
How to embarrass your kid
https://clips.twitch.tv/BelovedTriangularFalconStrawBeary
Dads can embarrass us in many ways
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Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose!
2 of our friends came over at around 1 AM and to be honest, I was a bit embarrassed to let them in
Hadn’t cleaned the house all year
Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school come flooding back to me.
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
What do you call an embarrassed cadaver?
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set, so I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I look just like my dad, but I’m really embarrassed by how he acts.
He’s my apparent aberrant parent
I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!” A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
I worked with this guy Rob once...
...who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.
He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I'm bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.
"Oh this?" I say, "this is Rob Peters' toupee, Paul."
My dad is always embarrassed about cutting himself while getting rid of his beard, so he locks himself in the bathroom...
I guess he’s just trying to shave face…
I got a new pet lizard, I named him Tiny....
An unsatisfied chicken lays in bed smoking a cigarette next to an egg that rolls to its side embarrassed
Chicken: Well I guess we solved that riddle
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I wonder if Thor is embarrassed telling people about his job
What is the difference between an embarrassing social situation and a fake dad?
Nothing, they're both faux pas.
My neighbor saw me naked grabbing the newspaper early this a.m. Embarrassing.
Now he knows I'm taking his paper.
Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?
Dad drives to the local high school and picks up his son.
Son: “Dad, put me down, you’re embarrassing me.”
It took a lot of balls for my friend to go on the Reality TV show called “Embarrassing Bodies.”
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is a 1 ton animal and the other is a little lighter
What do you call a hymn of embarrassment?
Why was the crab embarrassed?
I’ve always been embarrassed of my dad around the holidays.
Like, last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree, and the guy behind the counter said, “Are you going to put it up yourself?” My dad replied, “Don’t be disgusting. I’m going to put it in the living room.”
Embarrassed the wife at a party with this one
Host dips her chip into a bowl of taco dip, breaks chip, new person arrives at the front door, host gives up and walks away with chip stuck in dip.
Person next to me: "Wow, she just left it in there."
Me: "Yeah, she abandoned chip..."
Wife just groans and walks away.
My dad always told me, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
She knows how to make a bad decision and still stick with it.
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set, so I threw the bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
The best advice my dad gave me was to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her.
She knows how to make bad decisions, yet stick by them.
Whenever I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments of my high school days come flooding back to me.
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from my high school keep flooding back to me.
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.
They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.
I was so embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I managed to cover my tracks.
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her...
She knows how to make bad decisions and stick to them...
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw my bedsheets over it.
I think I covered my tracks.
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