9 Hilarious Crucify Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I had to crucify a pencil yesterday.

Just to get my point a cross

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👤︎ u/BeenjamminR

📅︎ Sep 12 2017

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How did Jesus feel about being crucified?

Cross.

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👤︎ u/Lenzar86

📅︎ Apr 14 2020

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I crucified the chat

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👤︎ u/am_i_Baruk_or_Jo

📅︎ Jul 04 2019

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How does one feel while being crucified?

Probably pretty cross.

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👤︎ u/Jhrvys

📅︎ Mar 18 2019

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Scientists have located the wood that they believe Christ was crucified on.

Carbon dating puts it at 2000+ years old. However, other items located nearby were much newer. Scientists believe it’s just cross contamination.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Jun 24 2018

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I can understand why Jesus was crucified.

But the Crown of Thorns—- that’s a head scratcher.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 20 2018

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I joined a Christian dating site...

But I got Holy Ghosted.

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👤︎ u/kdryan1

📅︎ Jan 22 2020

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What time is it Jesus?

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👤︎ u/StarlexYT

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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Why don't Jesus save Romans?

They left him hanging one too many times.

Edit: for those who are unaware in the Christian Bible Jesus was crucified (hung on a cross and left to die) by the Romans.

Edit:minor text fix

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👤︎ u/Hegiman

📅︎ Sep 01 2016

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