I once heard a preacher explain Jesus' crucifixion in detail.

I think he nailed it.

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Why didn’t ancient Romans reuse crosses after crucifixions?

To avoid cross contamination

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If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

They would call it crucifact.

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At the time of Jesus' crucifixion, he was both holy and holey.
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Why weren't there multiple seasons of crucifixions?

People lost interest after the Pilate episode.

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People who are offended by crucifixion jokes seem rather cross.

I don't understand what their hangup is.

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Pontius Pilates talks to the executioner after Jesus' crucifixion

"There was something off about this guy," he says, "I couldn't pin it down but you nailed it."

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Jesus' crucifixion

Was a challenge he had to cross

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Why couldn't Jesus escape his crucifixion?

Because he was King of the Jews, not King of the Jukes.

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There’s proof that Jesus isn’t real.

Because if he were real, it wouldn’t be called crucifixion.

It would be called crucifact.

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