Persecuted for a holey dadjoke

GF: I wear this skirt so much I think it's getting holes in it.

Me: I see two big holes in it.

GF: Where?!

Me: (points) Right at the bottom and right at the top

GF: (punches me)

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Get it?

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