Disgruntle Puns

One writes Dear John letters, the other writes John Deere letters.

Apparently it was a real hatchet job

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DISGRUNTLED

"Don't forget to tip your server."

A disgruntled-looking wizard walks into a bar, flings down a book, and orders a drink. "What's wrong with you?" the bartender asks. "It's this stupid Book of Incantations that I bought online," the wizard mutters. "It's completely useless. The author clearly forgot to run a spell check.

Because he got no severance pay.

I ain't hiring you for shit!

Is it disgruntled?

I'll leave now...

I think it's disgruntled...

So i went in for an interview at my local State college. It used to be a community college a few years ago. The job was for evaluating transcripts and archiving them. Anyway, I get offered the job, and of course a I accept. We were going over some procedural paperwork, I-9, W-4 you know that stuff.

He asks me my birthday, and I say June 24.

"What year?" "Every year."

He just stares at me with a bit of a disgruntled expression.

Yeah new boss, I'm going to be that guy.

So of course I try to call him Pops as much as possible. I come home last night and he is waiting on the porch with arms crossed and a disgruntled look on his face. As I exit the car I yell, "Hey there Pops!" And in classic dad fashion he responds by saying, "I oughta pops you one in the nose."

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.

is it disgruntled?