A list of puns related to "Disgruntle"
why I oughta?
One writes Dear John letters, the other writes John Deere letters.
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
They become very angry
Sauerkraut
"Don't forget to tip your server."
Disgruntled
Because he got no severance pay.
I ain't hiring you for shit!
A disgruntled-looking wizard walks into a bar, flings down a book, and orders a drink. "What's wrong with you?" the bartender asks. "It's this stupid Book of Incantations that I bought online," the wizard mutters. "It's completely useless. The author clearly forgot to run a spell check.
I think it's disgruntled...
So i went in for an interview at my local State college. It used to be a community college a few years ago. The job was for evaluating transcripts and archiving them. Anyway, I get offered the job, and of course a I accept. We were going over some procedural paperwork, I-9, W-4 you know that stuff.
He asks me my birthday, and I say June 24.
"What year?" "Every year."
He just stares at me with a bit of a disgruntled expression.
Yeah new boss, I'm going to be that guy.
So of course I try to call him Pops as much as possible. I come home last night and he is waiting on the porch with arms crossed and a disgruntled look on his face. As I exit the car I yell, "Hey there Pops!" And in classic dad fashion he responds by saying, "I oughta pops you one in the nose."
A friend was reading the news story aloud.
Friend: "After shopping, she wandered behind Wal-Mart where authorities found her later." Me: "So...what you're saying is, she shopped til' she dropped?"
Rolled eyes and disgruntled moans were passed all around.
DISGRUNTLED
What do you call a pig with laryngitis?
Disgruntled.
Is it disgruntled?
I'll leave now...
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