Wiktionary Puns

A list of puns related to "Wiktionary"

What do you call a piece of tube-shaped pasta that watched too much anime?

Arigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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So I heard that you aren't afraid of ghosts...

That's the spirit!

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In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.

Explanation: the Russian word Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³ (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand for a woman's vagina. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and describes a pair of penises.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/politics/donald-trump-vice-presidential-choice/

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