I was placed under arrest for downloading the whole Wikipedia website
I told the officer "Wait! I can explain everything!!"
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
What do you call a very long Wikipedia article?
A scroll of knowledge.
Wikipedia says there are only 2 atms in Antarctica.
But you shouldn't use them unless you want your assets frozen.
This may be TMI, but the English Wikipedia alone has 5.77 million articles
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
Lacks Cetacean..
german wikipedia is kraut-sourced
Tomatoes are fruits according to wikipedia...
That makes ketchup a smoothie!
I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.
[cetacean needed]
Wikipedia doesn't have a beef with puns. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…
Wikipedia:Lists of common misspellings/Homophones en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…
Officer: You’re under arrest for stealing the Wikipedia servers...
Me: But officer, I can explain everything!
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
‘I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’
‘Wait! I can explain everything!’
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Man: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Me: Wait, I can explain everything!
Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
Officer "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Me ,"No, wait. I can explain everything!"
Cop: you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.
Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!
“You are under arrest for downloading the whole of Wikipedia!”
“Wait, I can explain everything.”
